Cheap colon cleanse that works.. help!?
Thursday, January 28th, 2010 at
12:38 am
Ok so, i cant remember the last time i actually…went.
I mean, here and there i do a little, and i mean a very little. I know this isnt normal. I only have about 15 dollars to spend on a colon cleanse, and i dont know what to use. I need something cheap that works really good. Ive tried taking laxatives and nothing happened at all=/ help please!
i only have 15 dollars because i just turned 18, and have a crappy job where i only make 100 a week and can hardly pay my bills let alone spend tons of money on a colon cleanse.
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Filed under: How To Cleanse Your Colon
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evercleanse. but you need to cough up a little more dough. why the hell do you only have 15 bucks?
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I eat some WhiteCastles.
do this master cleanse diet for 6 days. just lime juice and maple syrup 2 tablespoons each with one tenth tbsp red chilli powder in 300ml-thats like a beer mug sized glass of water. u can cheat by hving 5ograms of fish or chicken a day, but thats it, u cannot have anything else.
Low on money? Go to the drug store or a grocery store and buy a bottle of Citrate of Magnesium. It works extremely well and fast.
Try some slippery elm, you buy it in powdered form and can add it juice but I used to add it to hot water with some honey. You will see results within an hour. It won’t cost you as much as $15 either, there’s lots in even a small bag and you can keep it for further episodes which will occur if you don’t change your diet. You have to go every single day, constipation is not ever normal.
For a complete diet based cleanse which won’t cost you anything is a good follow up option.
I’ve done all this before and will never bother with anything else. The diet lasts 8 weeks and requires that you eliminate red meat, animal fats, dairy and processed foods. You can have any seafood, some chicken and lots of vegetables and fruit, even pasta, rice and bread. It’s a great diet, if you do it you will wonder why you ever put up with your bloating. Your bowel actions will return to normal, excess weight loss occurs and you gain energy. There’s no downside and no cost.
Read the articles I have linked below, they will explain it better and there is an example diet included that I worked up for my own use plus tips on how to organize yourself so you don’t fall off the diet. Hope you like it too. Good luck.
PS. After you take the slippery elm, make you will have access to a bathroom within an hour or so.
Prune juice works wonders.
Oh my god! Your just like me! O-O
I have the same problem laxative’s don’t work and I barely eat because I don’know he next time I wil be able to go.
The longest I havn’t went was almsot 2 month’s v.v Not a good thing.
But I suggest getting an enima at the doctor’s because that will get EVERYTHING out of your intestine and such.
Or you can buy an at home enima for aroud 15 dollars at rite-aids, wal-mart’s and such. (In case you don’t know what it is which you probably do, and enima is a tube filled with water that you stick in your buttox area and then the water shooot’s up and in about minutes everything will be out… EVERYTHING)
I know it sound’s stupid and your probably not going to do it but for your safety and your life I suggest you take one if this contnues.
Colon cleanse. I love these questions. It’s a laxative. That’s all. You can buy laxatives at just about any store. Ex-lax, Milk of Magnesium, Fleet. Cheap and do exactly what these designer colon cleanse things to. They make you GO.
Try taking a warm plain tap water enema. The water bottle/douche/enema set costs around $12 and can be bought at any drug store, and it is reusable and lasts for years.