Do you ever get email from the Colon Cleanse Support Group?
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 at
5:14 am
Apparently you can "Flush up to 20 lbs from your Colon & Enjoy a Flatter Tummy". Will this work even though I’m pregnant?
If I do it will it flush away my baby? Where will the baby live if this happens?
Filed under: How To Cleanse Your Colon
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The colon bone is connected to the tummy bone? I did not know that.
I have heard frustrated parents refer to their kids as "little shi…ts." Maybe yours will be a big one. You can get a bumper sticker that says "My shi…t can beat up your little shi…t."
it very well could! that is one crappy email!
i flushed 20 lbs last night
Nope, i just get emails on how to get a bigger pekker and how to hold my erection longer…and and how to blow really big loads.
the baby will live with Jesus. maybe you should wait till after the baby comes out.
I only wish.
I would sign up all of my bestest friends for their newsletters.
PS: the baby would be okay if it hangs onto the umbilical chord….just give it fair warning..
Hahaha, this is good! They used to give you an enema before you gave birth so you wouldn’t poo all over the place while pushing, but I don’t think that is commonly practiced anymore. So I’d assume your babe would be fine. Now, how do I start getting these emails???
~SP
I caught a show on the Health Network where they talk about this. May have to try it sometime. LOL
you should probably wait until a week before you are due. it will make the delivery experience that much more pleasurable.
I don’t know, but I have won the UK National Lottery, at least a dozen times.