Okay, so you know how in the Diet&Fitness section we get all those spam answers about how to "lose weight"? Y’know, the ones that go "I lost weight doing such and such, click here to find out more!!" (by the way, acai berry does NOT burn fat, it’s just filled with antioxidants…at least, that’s what my research says…I’ve been drinking pomegranate/acai berry juice for years and have not lost a single calorie because of it..It just tastes good to me).

So anyway, I came across one that said, "I cleansed my colon and lost weight!!" (more or less.)

What I want to know is, HOW in the HELL is that related to weight loss? And anyway, isn’t it incredibly dangerous to get a colon cleansing? I heard that it results in all kinds of problems, including getting a bad case of the runs.
Lol ironic how I’m blasting the "colon spam" and yet I get one of those spam answers here. Anyway, yeah, I just never understood how POOPING had anything to do with losing body fat. Hell, if I could lose weight by taking a dump, I’d be a supermodel right now.

Has anyone here ever done the Acai berry and colon cleanse duo and actually got great results? I’ve been thinking about trying it, but I don’t want to waste my money if it’s a total doozie!

Please… only serious answers!

ok i know the whole thing with the acai berry dont really help with losing weight but is it as healty as they say it is, im wanting to try it with that colon cleanse pure to maybe clear out my system cause im just falling apart, im not fat or anything but im tired all the time and im alwasy sick and have no energy and my skin is so oily, i take care of myself and im always getting out of th house with my daughter but i need something healthy to take to get my body back to good health, any ideas please and please dont be mean!

I came across this article online about only eating half of what you wanted and melting away–getting down to almost 100 pounds.
Here is the link to the article:
She said she put on 30 pounds and lost more than that by the end of the year. What would you estimate that she weighed before? How long would it take to get down to 110 pounds (I am 142 now) if I only ate half, and exercised ALOT (burned 2000+ cals each day)?
IF YOU PLAN ON TELLING ME THAT THIS IS UNHEALTHY, YOU AE WASTING TIME; JUST DON’T POST ANYTHING
All I want to know is how long it would take me to get down to 110 or 105 by doing what I listed above.
In addition, I will also take Safflower Oil pills (proven to melt 4.2 pounds in 4 months), take Apple Cider Vinegar shots (3, 1 tbs shots a day) and take Super Colon Cleanse pills.
NO SUGGESTIONS ON ACAI BErrY!!!
Please help!!! I’m a ballet dancer and must lose very quickly I start classes in a few months!!!

Here is the article link, I forgot to post it in the question!!!
http://chefdruck.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-diet-was-eating-half.html
Why the heck would I end up possibly more heavy than when I started.
And I said don’t answer if you plan on telling me it’s stupid

im looking to lose a lot of weight and i do lots of exercise nd eat healthy but my metabolism is extremely slow nd it hard for me to lose weight. i heard combining these two producs ( colon cleanse pills and Acai berry pills) is good for quick weight loss. ive heard that sum r scams and u need to be carefull which ones that work. so i was wondering if any1 could tell me if the holland and barrett ones work well? if not then where could i get them in the UK?? xx

im buyinig the Acai 100% Pure Organic pills The excat name is "Perfect Acai"
and im doing "Extreme Acai Berry" which are pills that have a colon cleanser in them as well. it says that it boost energy and so on…… im sure you have heard of the Acai Pills

i plan to do the Acai colon cleanser for 5 days and stop those pills and continue to take Perfect Acai
untill i have lost my 33 lbs

im 5 10′ 1/2 i weigh 186lbs and i am a woman of 20yrs old.

i want to weigh 156-160lbs

i plan on Taking these pills and working out, also changing my diet to a healthy one.

do this sound good to you ? do u think i will lose 33 lbs ???

I’m trying to find a reliable Acai Berry product (in combination with the Colon Cleanse), but i’m not quite sure which brand to chose. Some websites look really suspicious…so…if you’ve tried any products or have any experience in this area, please help me! thanks!

and dont say colon cleanse and acai berry cause that is retarded.
i dont care about doing it healthy either cause that takes like 40 years and by then i will be dead.
so any ideas other than colon cleanse and fake berries??

I want to lose weight fast, I mean who doesn’t, but I don’t know if I should trust the colon cleanse acai berry thing. I know it was on oprah.

i’ll make it clear for people who are ehh here
-no acai berry
-no colon cleanse
-no healthy 1-2 pounds a week
-i dont care if i’ll gain it back
-i dont care if its unhealthy

i just want to know how to lose weight in 40 days and how much?

how can i lose 30-40 pounds?? please

I am a female who is 5′4 and 130 lbs. I go to the gym regularly and have a healthy lifestyle and eating habits. Due to the fact that I am short and have muscular parents I have big arms (bulky) and large calf’s and tights (bulky) though not fat. It just runs in my family… But I am really trying to figure out how to lose about 10-15lbs without bulking up. I regularly run and do elliptical and take some Pilate’s classes… but still I tend to bulk… I admit I could still do more working out but I do go regularly…

that being said I am on the medicine Accutane for acne and am in my 2nd month and loving the results. Obviously there are a lot of bad things going around about the medicine and that is why I am curious…

Would it be bad to mix the Acai Berry and possibly a Colon Cleanse system with the Accutane? I do not want to upset my body… but I do want to lose weight without bulking up like I tend to do. I am also curious if these products are natural like they say or if they have a lot of chemicals? For I don’t like to put to many chemicals and crazy things into my body.. I don’t even take Tylenol unless I am in dire pain.

I would be open to hear other suggestions but I am not looking to get into any extreme diet due to the fact that I already eat pretty healthy…

So overall I guess my question is How do I lose 10-15 lbs and slim down and NOT bulk up!

Thanks!

I am looking to lose weight in a short time frame. I was considering the acai berry supplements and the colon cleanse. Does anyone know the real truth on these products, do they really work, what are side effects??

Feed back from people have actually tried these would be awesome, truthful answers only please!!! Thank you!!

Is there any truth to the benefits for muscle building, fat loss and metabolism boosting from taking Acai berry supplements with colon cleansing detox simultaneously?

ok so i used to be balemic, but i stopped and i tried eating healthy and exersizing and getting a fast metabolism. but i just got suuuper bloated all the time and i could never poop! so im thinking of doing the colon cleanse or harcore calorie counting cause any other way im not losing any weight. annnny tips??
i will NOT do any acai berry stuff so dont bother! please

I just got the Acai Berry cleanse, but I couldn’t get the offical colon cleanse to go with it. So I got a colon cleanse from walmart. and I’m taking the pills as I’m supposed to, and I know what it does to people, it cleanses your system, I know that. but I was wondering for people who actually took it how long did it take you to lose weight on it. I got the like 14 day trial but it has sixty pills. just to try it and they said you should feel it starting to work in two days, and which I think it is, but my stomach is messed up kind of.. well, I was just wondering how long it really took you to lose weight on the Acai Berry Cleanse, and just a colon cleanse. ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS. I DON’T WANT ANY ANSWERS THAT ARE JUDGMENTAL, seriously. and I’m not shouting believe me.

Hi my name is Maddy. I started out wanting to lose 30 lbs and go from 145 to 115. Well Now I am 118 and found out I am slightly taller than I thought. I’m 4′ 11 3/4". For my height I’m suppose to weigh 97-128 lbs. Well I want to lose 8 lbs and get down 110 lbs and see what I look like. I now wear a size 1 but still need to tone my abs cause they aren’t as toned as they could be after losing that much weight. I have no equipment but two 3lbs dumbells. Any advice on workouts to tone the muscles. I don’t want peopletelling me to use colon cleanse and acai berry. Here are my weight loss pics from 125 to where I am now http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=260122060&albumId=1579506
Taylor I asked people not to mention stuff like that…I have health issues and can not take them

i dont get it every time someone asks for a weight loss tip it’s pretty much the first one there. even when people want to gain weight or when they say the dont want a pill. nobody cares about it
p.s you say free but it costs like 5 bucks for shipping and handling LOSERS
SEE WHAT I MEAN the second answer BAM!! acai berry

i have a bit of a gut and i want to get rid of it before schools starts next year, do you think it is possible, because i am going to ask out my crush, the only thing that has stopped me so far is im a bit self conscious and once i get rid of my gut and get some defined abdominals, i will go straight for her, i have very good muscles in my legs and arms just some fat around my gut, want a fool proof way of getting rid of it easy and, no acai berry shit or colon cleansing, im sick of that.

Regards Jacob

ENOUGH WITH THE SPAM. EVERY TIME I ASK A QUESTION I GET EITHER "COLON CLEANSE" OR "ACAI BERRY" WITH A MADE UP STORY
I cannot lose weight no matter what because I have hypothyroidism. I’m vegan so the foods I eat are very low fat, but it is still impossible for me to lose weight. I take multivitamins, intake about 1200 calories per day, but nothing is working. Will I finally lose weight by taking a thyroid hormone replacement, and sticking with my current diet?

Why don’t you get it? I am shooing you too Colon Cleanse spammer.
I’m 5′2, 130 lbs, and quite chubby. Suggestions to help me lose weight? Please? Thanks.

(Go away Acai Berry, Colon, Cleanse, and any other advertising spammers.)

would you recommend using a colon cleanse & Acai berry supplements at the same time? has anyone ever used this? and how did it work?

first it was acai berry and now this…it annoys me

I have heard about Dr. Natura, Detox7, Bowtrol, Acai Berry Cleanse, and I just want to know if anyone has ever actually tried any of these cleansers themselves? I’m looking for a good colon cleanse system. I already eat lots of vegetables and fruit. I also drink plenty of water.

If you have tried those or any other cleanser, tell about the experience please, what it did for you, what were the side affects, and how you felt after all was said and done.
Thanks Steve

I have seen these adds before for the Acai berry and the colon cleanse for a free 30 day trial but I’m afraid it is a rip off. Has anyone every ordered it and not gotten ripped off? Any success with weight loss? I have seen the juices and pills in GNC stores but not sure about those either. Comments?

okay so i have some love handles that really bother me. Do you think if i started ride a stationary bike everyday it would help my love handles go away?? if so how many miles a day on the bike do you think would give me maximum results?
also do you know if drug stores or vitamin shops sell acai berry pills and/or colon cleanse pills?
would that help my love handles go away?

okay thank you!

I have read a lot of good things about acai berry supplements online, but you never know if these things you read are true or if that person got paid to say those good things. So, if anyone has used these products, please let me know. I have a 30 day free trial coming this week. What should I expect? I am trying both the supplements & the colon cleanse.

I have taken an interest in the Acai berry and colon cleanse diet. I recieved both bottles and they both say take two capsules a day but not whether I should take them together, or through out the day. The only really thing I know for certain is not at night! Now I work out 3 to 4 times a week and hoping this will help on my pursuit to a healthy life. Does anyone with some back ground in this have any ideas?

okay so i have some love handles that really bother me. Do you think if i started ride a stationary bike everyday it would help my love handles go away?? if so how many miles a day on the bike do you think would give me maximum results?
also do you know if drug stores or vitamin shops sell acai berry pills and/or colon cleanse pills?
would that help my love handles go away?

okay thank you!

Ewww… that’s so gross… anyone ever actually HAD a colon cleanse? Dr. Oz said they’re painful and anything but fun… he said just make sure you’re eating enough fibre and it’ll do the same thing.

And these claims about how much weight people have lost… just ridiculous!!! "Nevertheless… they sure worked for me!!!"

Can you imagine that these people have nothing better to do with their day than to sit around and respond to every question on Yahoo!Answers like this? Sad life in my opinion… maybe if they exercised as much as they spammed they wouldn’t need the acai berry or colon cleanse!!!

Anyone else agree?
I’d thumbs up Tatyana on this one – but obviously that would defeat the point of my question…

I have heard so much about how affective the Acai berry diet is. However, I have also heard that you should do the Acai berry diet along with a colon cleansing supplement. I am nervous and unsure about the colon cleansing supplement and I am wondering if I can not take it and still lose weight with the Acai berry diet alone.