Okay, so I am feeling bloated. I'm irregular like "WHOAH!" I'm thinking of thriving on veggies and lax tea for a few days. My stomach is sticking out some, too. I'm a fattycakes, but even after having kids, my stomach never stuck out that much. I just want to re-jump start weight loss starting with a colon cleansing.
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I have to cut out coffee????
*cries*
I'm going to be sluggish, but I'm gonna do what I gotta do.

I want a little jump start to shedding pounds and starting a healthier life style. I did a little reasearch on the above but i dont know what brands are cheap quick and effective.. I dont want to be on the toilet for a week or anything like that.. My goal is to lose weight, clean out my body and start fresh with healthier foods and exercise. Any ideas?